| Today I had a lovely day.
I woke up and the sun was not shining but I pretended that it was
because I am a person of vast imagination. Some people think that my
imagination is so grand that I should win medals.
And so I arose on this lovely grey morning and I examined my wonderous
ceiling. I thought about the meaning of life. As I lay there and
drooled a little bit on my pillow and thought about why we're really
here. And I came up with a theory.
At the beginning of everything, there was only one thing. It was an
enormous fish and its name was Smoky. This fish named Smoky lived in a
little glass bubble. It did not like living inside glass because it
could see its reflection in it. And so the glass was turned to rock.
The fish was then inside a rock. The fish was like "well zis sucks" so
it used its incredible Smoky fish mind powers and MAGICALLY it was
floating around above the little rock bubble. It called this bubble
earth. And so this fish Smoky decided that there shall be other fishies
in ze ocean. You see, it made the ocean. I do not know how, it just
did. The other fishies were happy for awhile. Then there was this
one evil fish, its name was Bob. This fish was the evilest thing you
will ever see, and it hated all the other fish. It wanted them to be
eaten. And so Bob used his totally Bob-ish powers that all beings named
Bob have and created humans. Humans ate fish. Bob was happy. Bob
decided he would become a human and eat fish. Smoky didn't like Bob.
They're in this big argument. They don't like each other. To this day
Bob walks among us, totally evil, eating fish.One day Bob will end the
world. And all the good fishies and the humans that do not eat fish
will go and hang with Smoky for forevermore. Also, Smoky has a son. His
name is Gregory.
Gregory likes to wear bobby pins in his hair. Smoky does not like this
because fish should not have hair. So Smoky killed Gregory. But it was
all for the better good. Because then even people who ate fish could go
hang with Smoky.
Do you see?
I see.
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| hey guys what is up home skillets nuttin much here!!! school is so gay its soooo boring but i am sure ya all know that oh well gtg byez luv ya all |
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| hey guys what is up i just got back from silver lake yesterday
afternoon it was soooo much fun!!!!! ummm.... eww school is coming up
but thats okay i guess!! i am just soooo bored i guess... so sorry if i
don't make any sense ummm i miss u krissy i havn't seen u in like
centuries like seriously man!!!! dude omg we have acting 2 together
isn't that soooooo awsome i think it is!!!! because we are sooooo
cool!! we will be the best actors yet man! lay peeps gtg byez! luv ya
all!
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| hey guys what is up i am goin to silver lake in like an hour and i am
scared no one is going to like me they will all be mean jk o well thats
not nice why would anyone want to be mean to tiff other then u guys jk
o well ttyl i will miss ya all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| hey guys i am a blond thats it bye
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